i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
(via cupcaked)
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
(via cupcaked)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
(via madameoisellethenardier)
DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBANDS A CPA
HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR
WHEN SHE TURNED 24
ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN
SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS
SHE WAS GUNNA BE A STAR
SHE WAS GONNA SHAKE HER ASS
BUT THEN SHE CRASHED HER CAR
HER YELLOW SUV IS NOW THE ENEMY
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via c-a-r-r-y-me-a-w-a-y)
(via lifeofverity)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via girl-with-the-blue-eyes)