rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

(via cupcaked)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via madameoisellethenardier)

nowaclubpenguinblog:

The Great Gatsby recreated in 3 screenshots

(via madameoisellethenardier)

saveratandroll:

times-of-fun:

reginageorgewillvictimizeyou:

anxiousadolescent:

lumin4nce:

thatgwenchick:

marlin-the-fish:

bondoge:

poopatato:

bondoge:

deerpong:

franksroofing:

bondoge:

DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL

SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL

ONE PROZAC A DAY

HUSBANDS A CPA

HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR

WHEN SHE TURNED 24

ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN

SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS

SHE WAS GUNNA BE A STAR

SHE WAS GONNA SHAKE HER ASS

BUT THEN SHE CRASHED HER CAR

HER YELLOW SUV IS NOW THE ENEMY

(via puppydogeyesandbutterflykisses)

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via fuckinq)

"Got a pinch of tobacco in my pocket, I’m not gonna roll it,
no I’m not gonna smoke it
til’ we’re staring at the stars and the rockets,
twinkling in the silvery night;
Two sips of whiskey in the flask but I’m not gonna drink them,
I swear I’ll make it last til’ we’re drinking out the same glass again"

Patient love, Passenger. (via just-walking-disasters)

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

(via c-a-r-r-y-me-a-w-a-y)

"The privilege of a lifetime is to become who you truly are."

Carl Jung (via exhaleonlylove)

(via lifeofverity)

"Some people are uncomfortable with silences. Not me. I’ve never cared much for call and response. Sometimes I will think of something to say and then I ask myself: is it worth it? And it just isn’t."

No One Belongs Here More Than You, Miranda July (via ruby-moon)

(Source: seabois, via jackalion)

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via girl-with-the-blue-eyes)

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